Review: Goat Simulator
There have been numerous simulators, roller coaster, train, farming. And let’s be honest, they all suck.
BUT GOAT SIMULATOR ON THE OTHER HAND. OH BOY YOU’RE IN FOR A TREAT.
Goat Simulator puts you in the shoes… Or hooves of a goat. Now you may think that the title sounds hella boring and a waste of money but think again friend, you’re not just any other goat, you are the alpha goat, THE GOAT. In seriousness the player just takes control of a goat and wreck every single thing for points. Or just do the randomest of things from getting hit by a souped up stock car drifting around to summoning the inner goat devil inside you. Y’know everyday “NORMAL” goat things. Goat simulator features the silliest of antics with it’s super wonky physics engine, which usually leads to people getting stuck to walls, having the goat fly at immeasurable speeds, people stretching to frightening lengths.
Goat Simulator has numerous collectibles, easter eggs and events for the player to find. Goat Simulator is an enormous playground with treasures. It’s fun, it’s anything but serious. Now ruining your “family” dinner or reenacting a scene that Michael Bay would do. There are some cons on Goat Simulator, your computer may not handle the Goat-ness, or you have a pet goat and you don’t the poor goat go off to space or have it’s tongue getting caught on whatever because it flails around like a stretchy hand toy. But please note that no goats were harmed in the making of the game.
All in all the “simulator” is amazing and is a blast to laugh at and is only $10.00
Grab your own download for Goat simulator on Steam or www.goat-simulator.com