SouthBuzz: What Your Backpack Says About You

Lauren Rosenstock, Sports Editor

Your backpack says something very special about you, what will you learn?

 

Canvas bag:

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You’re so hipster you carry your textbooks in your hipsterness…bonus points if it’s vegan.

 

Superhero/TV show design:

DSC_5746I want to show people how much I like a show or movie, but when people ask about it I’ll say I totally forgot it was like that even though it is a bright yellow backpack with a huge picture of spongebob on the front.

 

Jansport/Other serious backpack brands:

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I actually want to keep every single notebook, binder, and book with me everywhere I go because you never know if you need your math binder in science class.

 

Just a purse:

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I want people to think that it’s not heavy when in reality it’s like I have a baby carrying a bowling ball inside. Good gracious, this is heavy.

 

Satchel:

It’s not a purse oh my god.

 

Over the shoulder bag/cross body:

I’m worried that if I hold a bag that I’ll set it down and then forget it so I have to have my purse strapped to my body all the time, I’m really stressed out can you tell?

 

Animal Backpacks:

I want to be outrageous and having a back-buddy will definitely attract the desired amount of attention. Like really who wouldn’t notice a kid walking around with a blue striped bag that has an elephant’s head, legs, and arms on it.

 

Drawstring:

I could honestly care less if my notebook gets ripped or folded, I mean at least they aren’t lost.

 

No backpack:

I forget homework sometimes.